But then I came across this on thisiswhyyourefat.com:
I still kind of wish it wasn't in a turtle shape (yes I am still somewhat turned off, even with the ultra-win combo of bacon, cheese, beef and hotdogs). The creator calls this the "Bacon Cheese Turtleburger," originally made for his Super Bowl gathering.
Sharp cheddar cheese, Hebrew National hotdogs, bacon and ground beef patty to be baked.
Okay, now that looks less like a turtle and more like super delicious.